Look at these brand new shirts! They are awesome, but they are sad and empty because your warm human body - or the warm human bodies of your loved ones this holiday season - isn’t inside them. You can fix that!
OH LOOK A LOVELY FRESH POLO SHIRT. I DO LIKE POLO SHIRTS I DO. THIS IS NOT A HINT IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM TO ANYONE IN PARTICULAR (IT IS REALLY. COUGH COUGH)